Atlas Shrugged: The HR Department - A Satirical Guide to Outsourcing Your People to a Black Hole
Atlas Shrugged: The HR Department - A Satirical Guide to Outsourcing Your People to a Black Hole So, you’re a visionary leader. You’ve looked at your business and thought, “Our core competency is definitely not ensuring people get paid correctly or that Bob in accounting doesn’t file another lawsuit over the stolen yogurt incident.” You’ve decided to outsource your HR and payroll. Congratulations! You’re about to embark on a thrilling journey into a world of cost savings, efficiency, and existential dread. Welcome to the wonderful, wacky world of handing over the most sensitive parts of your business to a faceless entity whose primary form of communication is an automated ticket system that feels personally offended by your existence. Phase 1: The Courtship – Or, How to Be Seduced by a Pie Chart It all starts so promisingly. A slick salesperson named Chad or Brittany glides into your boardroom, armed with PowerPoint slides so glossy you can see your own naive reflecti...